
Jacqui Lambie leads odds of being abducted by aliens first
WITH speculation that Tony Abbott could well be declaring "Stop the O's" if an influx of ET's migrate here, online bookmaker sportsbet.com.au has slashed the odds on Australia being the first country to have contact from $6.00 into $4.75.
Betting has also opened on what City here will herald the first G'Day to the Martians, with Melbourne not surprisingly installed as the $4.00 favourite ahead of Sydney ($5.00), Brisbane ($6.00), Perth ($7.00) and Darwin ($8.00).
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The little green men's curiosity in our culture sees Jacqui Lambie lead the market to be the first to be abducted at $5.00, with fellow space cadet Pauline Hanson close behind on $5.50.
Clive Palmer rounds out the market at odds of $51.
"Our intel suggests that these space critters are quite advanced and on the lookout for a prime Aussie specimen. The odds however are against them having a tractor beam with the capabilities of taking Clive Palmer," said sportsbet.com.au's chief extra-terrestrial commentator Will Byrne.
First Australian to be abducted by Aliens?
$5.00 Jacqui Lambie
$5.50 Pauline Hanson
$6.00 Kyle Sandilands
$8.00 Brynne Edelsten
$9.00 Anthony Mundine
$10 Bert Newton
$11 Bob Katter
$13 Geoff Shaw
$15 Bindi Irwin
$15 Sophie Monk
$17 Eddie McGuire
$21 Geoffrey Edelsten
$26 Lara Bingle
$34 Alan Jones
$41 Delta Goodrem
$51 Clive Palmer

First Australian City to have contact?
$4.00 Melbourne
$5.00 Sydney
$6.00 Brisbane
$7.00 Perth
$8.00 Darwin
$10 Adelaide
$13 Cairns
$15 Canberra
$17 Geelong
$21 Townsville
$26 Hobart
$26 Gold Coast
$34 Alice Springs
$34 Newcastle
$41 Wollongong
$51 Ballarat